ZZZZZ...

Well folks, nothing extremely exciting happened today on the 358. All of my friends must have had early travel plans.

The only points of interest are the following two quotes from the same guy:

• 'Michael Vick did it up right! He didn't deserve jail  'cause all he was doing was working those dogs like for what comes naturally. But it don't matter, he's still got bank. I wish I had some dogs.'
• This is a recurring theme. I hear about Michael Vick at least once every two weeks. He is always amazingly innocent.

• 'Michael Jordan must have like one million dollars, he's cheap though and only gave away one dollar bills to the kids. If I had a million dollars I'd be giving away thousands of dollars every day.'

Disclaimer (aka DOH!)

As I was laying in bed I was suddenly struck by the thought that in these days of free phones with internet access, and motel vouchers it just may be possible that someone from my bus travels might come across this blog. So it's disclaimer time!

*Disclaimer: All of the tales in this blog are based on true events observed first hand, and recounted by, yours truly. The names have been changed to protect the innocent (namely me).*

Overheard 6/7 8:45 AM

I finally caught Drunk Lady #2's name, it's Penny. Penny is a 'working girl', who likes 'anything she can snort or drink'. She has a boyfriend named Robby and a girlfriend named Muffin. She made sure everyone on the bus knows she is a woman with standards by proclaiming 'I won't eeeeeever go on a date with a man that chews tobacco. That is where I draw the LINE!'.

My pick for quote of the day goes to Penny, who yelled 'When I was tased, it was the longest 5 seconds of my life!'.

 

Thanks to everyone on Facebook who suggested super secret photo spy equipment! There will be photos of all my special bus-friends on the blog very soon. 

 

 

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I bring you Tales of the 358, a blog featuring stories of my magical commute on Seattle's #1 most hideous/hilarious bus route!  
I've been meaning to start a blog showcasing all of my special Aurora Ave bus-friends for some time now, and what better time than the present....